zero tolerance

A common phrase referring all lack of being able to tolerate something. Often a policy referring to various rules to increase strictness and banish all regard for anything against the zero tolerance policy.

"Schools have a zero tolerance policy to guns, understandably, but even leather trenchcoats, pieces of a weapon, chains, certain 'threatening' perephinelia, and all sorts of other things. Pretty soon, there will be a zero tolerance policy for CLOTHES."
-me

by Dave September 23, 2004

Towel Tango

The dance performed under a towel, most commonly seen at the Beach, or in a changing room, when getting changed under the towel to hide as much skin as possible.

Becky doesn't like being seen naked in the changing room, so she performs a towel tango.

by Ashreyel June 3, 2011

bukkake towel

The towel that is used to wipe the baby batter off of the receiving female's face, chest and neck area.

The bukkake towel got stuck to the ceiling .

by the kennbone February 17, 2005

Towelie

A Talking Towel

Towelie says "Don't forget to bring a towel"
Towelie says "Dya wanna get High?"

by Gangster Overachiever January 21, 2003

Terrible Towel

a yellow hand towel that diehard Pittsburgh Steelers fans wave during a football game.

Watch a Steelers home game on ESPN...you will see the Terrible Towels being waved.

by SSgt J's Wife January 20, 2005

Jazz Towel

A towel used exclusively for cleaning up ejaculate.

No don't use that towel Kelly, that's the jazz towel

by Joost911 August 15, 2010

gentleman's towel

The towel, shirt or cloth like substance you give a woman after intercourse to wipe up excess bodily fluids.

Would you like a gentleman's towel before anything gets on your sheets?

by C&H Love Factory December 23, 2013