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Dwarf Touch

To touch a dwarf..err, to touch a little person, in order to satisfy the fetichist in you. The touch can be a blatant open handed stroke or a stealthy scrub. Any part of a dward, oops, any part of a little person counts, but there are bonus points if you score a head touch.
Finally did my dwarf touch this morning.
by Eric3_4_69 February 4, 2010
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devils touch

When your balls or dick touch your shit while on the toilet.
I was dropping my guts when it fell on my nuts.. devils touch
by Flange Flapper March 6, 2016
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The cheese touch

The cheese touch is when one touches cheese ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿค๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿงต๐Ÿ‘ต๐ŸŒพ
Omg ! Cacia just touched the cheese ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜ณ she has the cheese touch !! ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿค๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿงต๐Ÿ‘ต๐ŸŒพ
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Touchy Feely 101

Touchy Feely 101 is an elective that you can take 7th grade and onward, in this class there must be an equal amount of boys and girls(Teacher counts), if in this class you are the highest performing student you pick a partner and do the midair dong suck
Lee: "Today's lesson: Touchy Feely 101. But firstโ€“" dragging the Eds out "โ€“a little visual aid. Assistants May and Marie! If you would be so kind."
May: "Would I ever!"
May and Marie drag their chosen pupils into restroom stalls.
Edd: "Wait Iโ€“I haven't studied for this lesson!" They begin to kiss.
Ed and Edd: "RUN AWAY!"
Ed: "Holy smoly!"
Eddy: petrified "Okay, that's it! I'm telling the teacher on you!"
Lee: "I'm all ears, my little teachers pet."
Lee cackles and shoves Eddy into a stall. Outside, the sign falls off the door, revealing it as it really is: a girls' bathroom.
by Edd the cool guy October 3, 2017
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Canadian Touchdown

When a male participates in sexual intercourse while donning his Canadian Tuxedo, his dudemeat threads through his underwear and denim pants. During intercourse, the male simultaneously defecates in his denim pants. Following climax onto the female's torso, the male removes a handful of the defecated matter and spikes it onto the ejaculation site, like a football.
by Heterophobe8 June 21, 2010
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kid toucher / boy lover

someone who likes to touch little boys for their pleasure and enjoyment. These people are often named josh
"what the hell josh. let go of that little boy. stop being a kid toucher / boy lover"
by FAT ELF KID September 6, 2020
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