Tommy McMurty

A word used to describe your future husband, IF you're particularly interested in pumpkins, black suits and excessive hopscotching. Your "Tommy McMurty" will hop and bounce around you forever and make you very happy. You will eat pumpkin soup every evening and decorate your home with beautifully carved pumpkin figures.

"Oh my God, I've been dying to find my Tommy McMurty. But last weekend I've went to this crazy party, and I was dancing with this skeleton dude first but then I turned around and my eyes fell on that pumpkin-clad man and I immediately knew…. this is the man I'll marry."

by Chrys/Lovie October 21, 2019

Tommy Wildhack

Chill dude who has a gay brother named James Wildhack

Did you know Tommy Wildhack’s brother James is gay?

by Alaska27 November 7, 2019

Tomming

Touching people inappropriately and not knowing what no means while thinking you're cool by looking like Harry Potter when everyone else knows that you don't because you're a dumb fuck.

"Why are you tomming? That's not okay?"
"You were just tommed by that guy. Why was he tomming?"

by Beaty McMeat November 9, 2019

tommy

Rish ass nigga that likes to cheat on his girlfriend and likes to slash tires. He is also one of the biggest pussies you’ll ever meet.

Tommy you are a cheating sack of shit.

by MasonIsARetard December 13, 2019

Tommy Thompson

A fake stoner who can make a gram last a month but can chain smoke cigarettes

That dude over their is acting like a tommy thompson

by Dragonpug1 December 28, 2019

Tommy

Tommy is annoying

Don't be like Tommy

Guy 1: Oh no Tommy's comming toward us
Guy 2: He's so annoying

by Bread Bear January 1, 2020

Tommy

Tommy is an annoying punk don't be like him

Guy 1: Oh no Tommy's walking toward us
Guy 2: Dude he's so annoying!

by Bread Bear January 1, 2020