scrote cheese

the film that covers the scrotum and taint (or gooch) after several days without bathing, smells like ham and is very salty

i secrcretly went into the bp bathroom and usd my index and middle finger to swipe my gooch where i had accumulated a significant amount of scrote cheese after bonaroo, when i got back to the car i asked brandon if he would look at my finger to see if i had a hangnail and i quickly wiped the scrote cheese under his nose and above his upper lip before he knew what hit him.

by Papaw peepants June 10, 2011

cheese diggers

Smelly or dirty Feet or toes

Put them cheese diggers away your feet stink

by dog tits July 1, 2015

Cheese Plaff

After biting into cheesey food and pulling it from your mouth, a long strand falls across your chin, resulting in a cheese plaff.

I had Pappa John's last night and think I got a third degree burn on my chin from a vicious cheese plaff.

by Birbo March 25, 2019

Grate the cheese

A long sequence of smaller farts in quick succession.

"Did you just grate the cheese in the cereal aisle?"

by Meadowmaggot October 26, 2014

Unbreakable Cheese

Noun

Definition 1:
It’s cheese but unbreakable. Think of edible Flex Tape, or edible Gorilla Tape.

Definition 2:
A fart you can’t get out.

Example 1

Person: Aww man! My sink is leaking.
Me: Have you tried using Unbreakable Cheese?

Example 2

Person: I have been trying to fart for the past 30 minutes and I can’t get it out.
Me: It’s alright dude you just got that unbreakable cheese

by CallMeKuma February 12, 2019

Humming Cheese

Excess of semen that collects around ones mouth as a side effect of them expressing audible satisfaction after successfully performing fellatio on a partner.

I came so hard, she had humming cheese all over her face.

by Winos February 3, 2009

Soft cheese

Derogatory term for something uncool or shitty

If someone at work brings you a stack of files that they don’t want to do.

“Damnit Bill, that’s some soft cheese”

If someone does something shitty or annoying

“Man, that’s some soft cheese, get out of here.”

by Iqruze January 17, 2020