cooked

Being done for. Synonyms: screwed, you're done for

Guy 1: I haven't done my science homework even though it's overdue!
Guy 2: You're cooked

by ursocooked April 26, 2023

Cooked

Adjective
HUMOROUSLY
(of a person) a bad situation with little to no hope of recovering.

Verb
HUMOROUSLY
(of a person) do something well.

Adjective
"I'm cooked."

Verb
"HE COOKED!"

by kp04z July 11, 2024

joseph cook

thicc nigga il like is sweet tasty lucias cake

i like cock and joseph cook

by neckbeard_16266161 December 6, 2017

Cooked

1. When you are absolutely done for.
2. "Cook", "Cooking": When someone is setting up for something, or doing something difficult, or clutching up in a game.

1."Bruh, my mom found my grades."
"Yo ur cooked bro. You needa flee the country bruh."
2. "Bruh, it's 1v3, that's game."
*Player count drops down to 1v2*
*Player count drops down to 1v1*
"Holup, he MIGHT clutch.. Let him COOK!"

by Mightyplayer555 June 26, 2024

Slow Cook

To be misleading to someone by being nice to their face just to make fun of them behind their back.

Why are you talking to that weird kid?

Naw I’m just trynna slow cook him.

by Skoodiloo Child September 20, 2021

cooked

The word could either be used as an adjective to describe someone who is in a bad situation when dating or as a verb to say that you have created something of value, something worth seeing.

1. As an adjective:
- A: Hey, did you see what he was wearing to his date today?
- B: Yeah, I've seen that horrifying monstrosity. He is absolutely cooked.

2. As a verb:
- A: Can I see your drawing?
- B: Sure, tell you what, I cooked. You are not ready for this.

by extraordinarilyintimatetocats April 22, 2024

Now we’re cooking with spruce!

Making something worse.
Since cooking over a spruce wood fire would make your food taste absolutely horrid

Person 1: You should inject salt into your urethra to kill a uti!
Person 2: Yeah! Now we’re cooking with spruce!

by Crocotta1 April 6, 2025