chris pearch

Chris is a dangerous man. He will talk about 9/11 and talks about blowing up Africa. He will also try and destroy you with his Steel-toe boots. So if you see him around you, get as far away from him as possible.
Chris Pearch is the type of man to become a Terrorist for the United States of America.
by Little-Asian March 26, 2019
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Chris Brannan

A world class designer, most notable for his ability to think of solutions and ideas for any situation. And recognised easily for his unique symbol branded on all of his work.
Man 1: Hey is that a Chris Brannan design?

Man 2: It sure is! Cant you tell?

Man 1: Oh i thought it was, i could tell because it is so creative and such a wonderful idea!
by Ultimatumz January 15, 2014
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Chris Wilson

Chris Wilson is the leader of the Yourhighnessgaming Twitch stream and community, he is an absolute tank 6'4 ultrachad who has swarms of supermodels constantly at his door. He is a master of every form of Hand-To-Hand combat and a charming, handsome, charismatic, kind guy who everybody with a single braincell loves.
"Chris Wilson is so handsome!"
"I wish Chris Wilson would read me a bedtime story"
"Chris Wilson is the reason I'm happy!
by AlphaZeroSeven November 30, 2022
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Chris Mcgill

hipster-bohemian-lives in Brooklyn
That guy tried to hang out with us but he was way too Chris Mcgill for us.
by grizzy727 October 25, 2012
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chris buckles

meaning "funniest man alive"

Also meaning friends with everyone
"Man, you crack me up, you really are the chris buckles."

by Buckles of doom September 05, 2008
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Chris-Chaning

A verb that means to have unconsentual relations with one's senile old mother. Originates from when Christine Weston Chandler had unconsentual relations with his senile 80 year old mother.
"Why did Jeff go prison?"
"He was caught Chris-Chaning."
"Holy shit, that boy ain't right"
by CheeseWhizInMyScrotum July 31, 2021
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Chris Mandes

Local celebrityin the eastern PA area known for being rarted. He also eats the strings off sweatshirts like a weirdo and is garbage at basketball and baseball. He is so rarted he threw a baseball at the hoop at the game. All-in-all, he is just plain d u m b.
Joe: yo look at Chris

Chris Mandes: fjmeiswobfjfnds
Joe: wtf
by Subs762 March 07, 2020
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