Dick Panda

The smeared makeup look after giving a very intense blowjob that resembles a panda, or raccoon “trash panda”.

Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.

by Brian LS August 4, 2023

panda choke

When u choke after toking a bowl while sucking a dick.

She panda choked all over the club.

by BOOMER1212 October 12, 2020

Zen Pandas

A person who is horny for pandas

Yesterday I saw them act like a zen pandas

by imaniggathatspeaksfacts April 21, 2021

panda grip

When you're in the middle of doing something really intense and your hands clench up.

During a particularly intense fight, he unknowingly applied a panda grip on his controller, completely destroying it.

by Hernicus October 17, 2024

Panda

1. (Noun) A slang term for law enforcement officer/s. In reference to the infamous "Black and White" marked vehicles of the LAPD. A relatively obscure term that started in the West Coast that spread Southeast, towards the gulf coast states. Still used infrequently and sporadically in places like H-Town, The D, Atlanta, and even reports of its usage as far East as Miami and as far North in Chiraq.

2. (Noun) A white BMW X6 with full black tinted windows; looks like a "Panda". As referenced in Desiigner's song of the same name.

1. Karl: "Ay, lookin for some bud."
Sean: "Got you fam, have some primo loud right here."
(Sees police cruiser creep up the street)
Karl: "Yo, Panda"
Sean: "Shit nigga, I was finna pull out a whole zip. 'Preciate it."

2. "Damn, that Panda is fire. Wonder how much he paid for those tints?"

"I got broads in Atlanta
Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta
Credit cards and the scammers
Hittin' off licks in the bando
Black X6, Phantom
White X6 looks like a panda
Goin' out like I'm Montana
Hundred killers, hundred hammers" - Desiigner

by Kush Coma October 19, 2016

Chubby panda

a username that a baddie uses on discord. whoever is a chubby panda is such a cool person

look at that chubby panda walking down the street. Aren't they so cool?

by Kum master May 7, 2021

Master Panda

A guy who is probably too close to his mic, he is extremely interesting but nobody cares because his mic is really loud sometimes, often accompanied by a snarf a Master Panda is very loyal to his except when he's hungry, also obsessed with all asian girls except the ones that arent baddies.

"Your gonna just leave me for food?, what a Master Panda"

"Yo could you lower your mic, your kinda like a Master Panda Right now."

by SpaghettiLover123 April 8, 2021