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Joey

The physical manifestation of gluttony. A “Joey” is usually a fat fucking loser who claims they are “big boned” but weigh 450+.
Fat Friend: I lost 80 pounds in October

Normal Friend. Ew you are like Joey
by WithersLoss September 13, 2025
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joey rudyk

Someone Who Has A Big Penis And Gets Chicks
joey rudyk has a big penis; Oh I know
by Hgfderty March 4, 2021
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Joey Guzzle

A menace to society and himself know by all loved by few hated by those liberal retards. Has a big ol' peninsula (🍆💦 ) between his legs. Gets along great with John bologna. Doesn't get along great with 🦍 aka black people.
by Joey guzzle June 28, 2021
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Joey

Someone kind hearted. He’s hard working. He’s someone loyal. He’s a best friend. He’s understanding and he can sit there and listen to you rant for hours on end. He’ll be there when you need him even when you feel like nobody’s there for you. He’s loving and kind and hilarious. He’ll make you smile with the simplest gesture. He’s protective and will always want the best for you. He gives the warmest hugs and allows you to feel safe with him. Joey is an amazing person and deserves the best of what the world can offer.
1: You look really happy !
2: I owe it to Joey.
by kinene November 21, 2021
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joey swift

A sexy bastard with a 4.3 inch penis that wants to destroy Kats bean
"Ima get Joey swift vext asf so he smashes me in"
by Dino boy 1 April 2, 2017
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some country out there says this i bet
probably means sex
Person 1: Looks like they did some hooby jooby jobby jabby jibby joey joo in the back room.

Person 2: wtf did you just say was that supposed to mean sex or a ritual sacrifice
by Mario51309 April 4, 2022
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Joey Wags

When you get the end of your penis tattooed like it was dipped in red wax.
Im going out on a date Saturday with Becky from HR. If I play my cards right I can take her home and give her the old Joey Wags.
by WKUforever March 23, 2024
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