Fruit-basket position

When a man stands with his legs together after having pushed his junk firmly between them. When viewed from behind, it resembles a very nasty basket of fruit.

Is that a chick or is it a dude in the fruit-basket position?

Turn it around... look for the fruit!

by Lenny Bruce March 29, 2009

Squirrel in the fruit basket

Close cousin to 'shark in the buns', but with better results. When the unsuspecting victim (friend or stranger) bends over to pick something up. Shove your hand in their ass/crotch from behind, wiggle it around like a rabid animal and yell 'SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!'

Great at parties. Also works on girls.

'Hey i think you dropped a quarter.. SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!!!'

by The Big LeChowski October 25, 2006

Fruit swole up

When you suck a dick that has a fruit roll up rolled around it.

I can believe I gave my Grandpa a a fruit swole up last night.

by Soup can Sam December 23, 2021

your a fruit loop

Some one that is scattered, funny, colourful, Creative, full of life, But has it all in the box!(fruit loop)

Your like a Rainbow broken into colourful pieces all over the place , creative, full of life, Scattered and your a fruit loop.

by Deenie Weenie April 21, 2017

angry fruit salad

An interface or layout that has too many bright colors, often hideously contrasting for maximum eyestrain. Prevalent in MacOS and recently Windows XP that have extremely colorful menus and buttons. The term "angry fruit salad" refers to the fact that canned fruit salad often looked unnaturally colorful, almost neonlike. The sight of such a color jumble was then referred to as an angry fruit salad.

I don't like the iMac's OS...too much angry fruit salad.

by Fluid May 28, 2004

Steaming fruit basket

when someone drops a bowl full of dookie and doesnt flush, drops the lid and surprises the next person with a wonderful smell.

I went to Toms house and left him a steaming fruit basket.

by Alaskan fatchick killa March 18, 2009

Anal Fruit Salad

An anal fruit salad is an asshole that is covered and surrounded my many different entities, such as dingle berries, herpes, warts, scabs, or used toilet paper. A person will spread the ass cheeks open and try to bite off as many of these items, spitting them into a fruit bowl. The anal fruit salad can then be served at parties, family reunions, and bar mitzvahs. Goes best with crackers.

The anal fruit salad you served tonight was very delicious! The herpes/turd combination tasted just like a yak's taint.

by SpicConQueso March 25, 2011