by alexsmith8767 October 2, 2019

Man that austin
by MarkthewiArd101 September 22, 2023

Austin is a mysterious person. On the outside, they can look like tiny innocent people who don’t have a life. But on the inside, they are one horny mother flipper. They are the type of person who would do it outside while their whole family watching. Austin’s are one of a kind people, they are loving and sweet with a sexual side aswell.
“Holy shit! Last night Austin and I had the best sex ever!”
“Did you hear about what Austin did for the show?”
“Did you hear about what Austin did for the show?”
by HitOrMissHuHhHhHhH July 31, 2021

Noun, Verb
1. The act of applying real world physics on fictional events resulting in absurd conclusions. It works as a form of edutainment. It is rarely used in battleboarding discussions. The namesake is the narrator from ShoddyCast's "The SCIENCE!"
2. The act of measuring things subject to artistic licensing under the assumption that they are self-consistent.
1. The act of applying real world physics on fictional events resulting in absurd conclusions. It works as a form of edutainment. It is rarely used in battleboarding discussions. The namesake is the narrator from ShoddyCast's "The SCIENCE!"
2. The act of measuring things subject to artistic licensing under the assumption that they are self-consistent.
1. I just saw a video where someone was austinning the Pokemon evolutions. It was horrifying, funny and I learned some things about biology.
2. You can't just take the size of this stylized milk carton and measure how big the stylized house is in comparisson to it. You're austinning!
2. You can't just take the size of this stylized milk carton and measure how big the stylized house is in comparisson to it. You're austinning!
by I-Don't-Want-A-Nickname November 27, 2024

literally the smelliest kid alive. the kid fucking SUCKS at fortnite and has 0 friends and his going to die a virgin. kid most def makes ass rap music and still his horrible at fort. doesn’t take enough derbs either lol literally irrelevant
by not tenaj October 27, 2019

A man who is so bad at rainbow six, but thinks he is so good. Chooses from an arsenal of 2 operators, both of which he can't kill anyone with. he compensates for the absence of real friends with smashing hoes with STD's, he is a dumb nigger
Austin, please get a second kill
Austin, please get a fucking kill
Austin, You fucking suck austin no frags roesner
Austin, please get a fucking kill
Austin, You fucking suck austin no frags roesner
by The KKK 2 November 10, 2018

by Bob don April 3, 2017
