Jim from creative writing

Jim from creative writing is that one person in your life that you talk to and does not know when you are clearly not interested in what they are talking about but keeps talking anyway. No matter how many clues you try to give

Friend #1: "Hey how did your date go last night?"
Friend #2 "Terrible, it was like I was on a date with Jim from creative writing"

by Jakermc14 April 20, 2017

Jim Wonga

The smartest man in the universe

I dare u to say "Jim Wonga" a thousand times and you'll summon the world's smartest man

by Fortnite1500 November 22, 2020

Jim N Ecricket

A guy that misspells words all the time and argues about it when he's corrected. He uses internet definitions tried to establish precedents based on the blogs of 14 yr old special education students.

Did you read that guy's comments? He spelled psyche completely wrong and when was corrected, he argued about it. He's such a Jim N Ecricket.

by Dictionary Bill May 10, 2017

Cold Jim

The process of urinating in a condom, freezing it, then letting your girl use It as a dildo

I'm going away for a bit so I decided to give my girl a present of a nice frosty cold jim

by Frosty Folk October 14, 2018

Jim Developer

A developer who is 50 years or older, and is still developing that does not work

Man, when I am his age, i do not want to be a Jim Developer in any company

by Sarahchristine September 17, 2019

Slim Jim Juice

cum, semen, jizz, sperm, wiener juice, man juice, spunk, skeet, penis milk, male ejaculation.

When he had sex with her, a big huge geyser of slim jim juice came out of his slim jim.

by Minecraft1238 January 18, 2019

jim whistle

A jim whistle-an arrogant , rude ,un-educated asshole. conceded or over confident often times use to exspress calling someone a dick head with out there knowledge. restricted to men of buch dikes

who the fuck is james to tell me wut to do he is new . ive been here 5 years that fuckin jim whistle.

by Scottymanie June 29, 2018