Midnight Dump

When you wake up in the middle of the night to take a massive shit. Often caused by booze or Mexican food.

I woke up to my wife taking a midnight dump after a long night of drinking and Thai food.

by Hambgrface August 20, 2021

tuna dumping

The act of meeting a craigslist hookup in a public park or recreation area.

Oh man, look at those nasty guys in the car together, I bet they’re tuna dumping!

by godhatesworms June 16, 2020

Dumping Jacks

When you’ve already pooped once.. but the second wave isn’t quite ready yet, so you do dumping jacks to assist the second wave of shit.

I feel like I have to poop again but it’s not coming out.. I’ll try doing dumping jacks to help it move along

by Cuttingedge January 2, 2018

turbo dump

'turbo dump' or 'turbo dumpy' is a giant ass

“damn what i would give to have a turbo dump like her”

by sliceofacake February 27, 2022

follower dump

When someone unfollows a lot of people on social media. Occurs most often after high school, when someone forgets about a majority of their high school friends and meets new college friends. Usually done by popular girls.

Josh: "Hey Zach, Morgan unfollowed me on Instagram."

Zach: "Why? You two were really good friends."

Josh: "I think she is doing a follower dump on her socials. She just went to college."

by HanTheMan34 January 13, 2021

Dump Trucking

When somebody opens their asshole and another person shits in it, they may pass the shit back and forth.

"Can you hold this for me? "

"You mean like dump trucking?

by MayonnaiseCoveredTitties June 15, 2018

proper dump

a proper dump is when you take a crap and it's formed correctly. no anal mudslide, no liquor-scented diarrhea, no ass gremlins. no constipation, no screaming in pain as your asshole rips open from a week's worth of backed up rectal granite. no asshole in the other stall causing you to clench up while they try to converse with you, no sitting on a toilet soaked in some dickhead's piss, no boss hollering at you to quit looking at facebook on company time while you pinch off or time limits. no greasy composition that takes half a roll of toilet paper to remove from your anal hole, no splashing up crap-water all over your nut bag.

just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.

i just took a proper dump and man, i feel great.

by kinky_donkey_punch69 June 24, 2016