dad cock

An average to slightly above average sized penis (generally in the 5.5-6.5 inch range) on a man 40 years of age or older, frequently accompanied by naturally full pubes but not always

That older guy who fucked me wasn’t hung, but his dad cock still felt so good inside me.

by averagehornygay April 22, 2023

Ken’s dad

Gone to the gas station to get milk

Hey mom dad pulled a ken’s dad

by FCC rcbdro March 5, 2020

the dad stare

The look you get when you know you're about to get your ass busted.

I knew my ass was grass when I got the dad stare all the way home.

by Robpilk July 4, 2017

Hi Dad

When you're broke, and need small talk to get financial assistance from your dad

Hi Dad
Kitne paise chahiye bete?
Meine Kab Manga?
#MonthKaAnth
₹1000 bhejdo

by angelzxorn June 13, 2019

Lesley’s dad

Some one who is non-existent

Person 1: Have you seen Lesley’s dad
Person : no he is non-existent

by Somnyama August 17, 2022

Dad joke

The highest form of humor to ever grace the planet.It is so elite that not everyone understands.

*Real life example*
Dad: listen to this funny joke
Me: ok… go ahead
Dad: a white horse in a mud puddle
Me: that’s not funny
Dad: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Me: that is such a dad joke
Dad: *still laughing* well I keep it in my dada base BAJAJAJAJAJAJ

by Zozi May 16, 2023

Jacks Dad

When your son slips in the shower and instead of helping him you teabag him instead.

My son slipped in the shower and shouted me to help, i saw he wasn't hurt so i Jacks Dadded him instead.

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021