Text Syndrome

The common confusion when trying to tell if someone is joking or being sarcastic over text.

Caleb "wow thats so greaaaat, im so happy for you"

Delaney "hold on, I cant tell if you are being sarcastic, I think I have text syndrome"

by FrightningMcmean January 26, 2022

text curb

When you receive a bunch of texts from someone and you reply with a one word answer, essentially blowing them off so that they stop texting you.

Is that all you have to say to me? I sent you all these heartfelt texts and you give me a one word text?? Are you giving me the text curb??

by Ferg51 April 14, 2016

Text-lashing

A series of at least three consecutive, uninterrupted texts in which the sender scolds the recipient. Modern day equivalent of a tongue-lashing.

While Randy set down his smart phone for a few minutes to attend to something, his girlfriend used her smart phone to unleash a severe text-lashing over something he had done.

by RMWRan September 16, 2012

text offender

A person who doesn't obey the rules of texting. Often replies with "k" or uses too many irrelevant emojis.

Jack is such a text offender ; he only responds with k.

by wingedlinergirl November 22, 2014

Text trap

A text message that someone only sends so they can call you when you reply, because now they know your phone is in your hand.

I don’t want to reply to her yet, she always text traps me. Why do we need a 5 minute phone call about something I ALREADY ANSWERED IN MY TEXT?!

by 2049 June 25, 2021

Text-checking

The process of checking on someone or something by texting

Have you heard from Bob today, he is late to the botton factory. No, I am text-checking him now.

by Mommaube January 8, 2019

Moderna Texting

When you're off your face on the Moderna Vaccine and you start texting somebody weird stuff.

Watch Newsboyz and you'll understand what Moderna Texting is. And you'll also understand what Shiny Happy People is really about.

by trainvisit April 9, 2021