by giftedd July 7, 2011
Get the I'm on Onemug. Another unoriginal boy band that will not exist in a few years. The said girls that enjoy this music listen to it with their eyes not their ears. It attracts the ears of the lesser intelligence.
One Direction Fangirl: ISN"T ONE DIRECTION SOO HAWT! THEY ARE THE BEST BAND EVER
Smart person: Not really i think ill listen to some music that has originality.
Smart person: Not really i think ill listen to some music that has originality.
by Zoso October 6, 2012
Get the One Directionmug. When dealing with a row of toilet cubicles, 'trap one' is the cubicle nearest the main door. If all toilets are equidistant from the door, the cubicle to the extreme left is trap one.
Ryan on phone: 'Just shit myself again, throw the new pair of jeans into trap one'
Steven: 'I'll be there in 10 mins'
Steven: 'I'll be there in 10 mins'
by Captainfailure April 17, 2008
Get the Trap Onemug. A good hard smack across the face, generally in response to someone saying or doing something obviously stupid. The goomba equivalent of a pimpsmack, yet not exclusive to hoes as recipients.
"Hey, Jelly... you want a fresh one? You know we don't discuss Mr. Vitti's health outside the family".
by Busta Move April 13, 2005
Get the fresh onemug. Some ugly gay boy "band" One Direction. That has a lot less talent then Mindless Behavior. If you like them, you DO have a mental disease.
There is nothing wrong with being gay unless you are from one direction.
There is nothing wrong with being gay unless you are from one direction.
"I just listened to One Direction and I am clawing at my ears"
"Which band is age ranged from 15-16 and has a BET award, went platinum, is sexy, has a movie coming out, launches their own tour, has one album and is already working on another, and took over 2012? Not One Direction"
"Which band is age ranged from 15-16 and has a BET award, went platinum, is sexy, has a movie coming out, launches their own tour, has one album and is already working on another, and took over 2012? Not One Direction"
by Mindless as fuck August 18, 2012
Get the One Directionmug. Cling-ons {Noun; Pronouced: kling-awns}
An unnoticed and fragmentary amount of fecal matter consigned to either the fabric of one's undergarments or the pubic hairs in and around the vicinity of the anus that were not collected by toilet paper during the aftermath of a bowel movement.
An unnoticed and fragmentary amount of fecal matter consigned to either the fabric of one's undergarments or the pubic hairs in and around the vicinity of the anus that were not collected by toilet paper during the aftermath of a bowel movement.
As in: These cling-ons are making my pants lumpy.
Or: The cling-ons held fast for dear life as the toilet paper circled around for another pass.
Or: The cling-ons held fast for dear life as the toilet paper circled around for another pass.
by CraigUnderscore February 8, 2009
Get the Cling-onsmug. A typical boy band that lacks any creative beats or interesting lyrics. They just sing about anything having to do with women. Teenage girls love them because they are "Hot", but if you ask them they'll say they like their "music". Truth is, if any of the five metro-sexual members had any facial scars, or were the least bit fat, None of the so called "fans" would listen to them.
Fan 1, "OMGZZZZ DID YOU HEAR THE NEW ONE DIRECTION SONG?!?!?!
Fan 2, "YESSSS OMG IT'S SO GOOD!!!!"
Me (preparing to jump out of the nearest window)
Fan 2, "YESSSS OMG IT'S SO GOOD!!!!"
Me (preparing to jump out of the nearest window)
by CynicalTeenager June 9, 2012
Get the One Directionmug.