1 definition by CynicalTeenager
A typical boy band that lacks any creative beats or interesting lyrics. They just sing about anything having to do with women. Teenage girls love them because they are "Hot", but if you ask them they'll say they like their "music". Truth is, if any of the five metro-sexual members had any facial scars, or were the least bit fat, None of the so called "fans" would listen to them.
Fan 1, "OMGZZZZ DID YOU HEAR THE NEW ONE DIRECTION SONG?!?!?!
Fan 2, "YESSSS OMG IT'S SO GOOD!!!!"
Me (preparing to jump out of the nearest window)
Fan 2, "YESSSS OMG IT'S SO GOOD!!!!"
Me (preparing to jump out of the nearest window)
by CynicalTeenager March 4, 2012