Drunken Steps

A small set of steps in a pub or bar that seem designed to serve no other purpose than to cause patrons to trip up and seem drunker than they actually are.

I tripped up on those drunken steps they have leading from the bar, and spilt my drink all over the bouncer. Next thing I know I'm asked to leave on the grounds I'm drunk

by Soreleg October 31, 2009

joke stop

The action of hearing a quiet joke in class and announcing to the entire class without giving credit to the person who made the original joke.

Teacher: be careful not to get your pipe stuck in the hole.
Sean:(to David) Thats what she said.
David: Awe nice.
David:(to class) THATS WHAT SHE SAID
Class: aww nice one david
Sean: Damnit David that was such a joke stop.

by mrkoolaid December 13, 2009

Shpit Stop

Where a person travelling between destinations (by car, public transport, or on foot) feels the extreme urgency to find a public toilet so they can stop and defecate before they soil themselves.

There is usually a two minute window to find a public toilet before ones underwear becomes a substitute.

Q: "Hey, why are you late?"
A: "Sorry. I had to make a shpit stop otherwise my pants would be full of it."

by Andrew2017 February 1, 2017

chinese stop light

when the driver of the car stops at a red light and everyone at the red light has to get out and run around the car before the light turns green.

we caravaned to Mexico while playing Chinese stop light at every light.

by Hahshsnhs February 7, 2017

Your stepsister a fister

Not to be used playfully. Only use if someone has brought you down to your knees with insults. This is your whole family tree lGBT to the power of 10.

Cole: Your mom gay
Dylan: Your granny tranny
Yahir: Your whole family tree LGBT
Me: Your stepsister a fister

Everyone in the path of the word instantaneously falls over with big gay.

by LordDingus May 17, 2018

Limo stop

When your driver, while braking, lets up on the brake just as the vehicle comes to halt, so that the wheels don’t lock up, the vehicle doesn’t jerk and you DONT SPILL YOUR MARTINI!!
Smooth baby...

“Zonked out from the airport since my driver knew his biz, limo stops, all the way!!”

by Limorider May 25, 2018

Fuckin stoops

Fuckin stoops means to modernise the English language to try and be cool whilst dumbing down the nation

Fuckin stoops has translated my need for water because I am thirsty into a need to have sex

by Teri-Lee June 1, 2018