Staple Wook

A wook that feels they need to speed up their transformation process by stapling dreadlocks, crystals, spoons, and other wook trinkets to their head. This increases their overall headiness and wookness exponentially.

Man that dude over there is a supreme staple wook

by Gobnugget September 11, 2019

Stanley Steamer

stanley steamer

When you pull out during sex and blow your load on her untrimmed pubic hair and tell her she needs to call Stanley steamer to clean her rug.

"Sorry about your rug... better call Stanley steamer to clean that up before it dries!"

by Johnson_jokes September 12, 2019

staale

A Staale is someone who gets all the girls at school, and have Oral sex with them. A Staale might try to steal your girlfriend and have wild Oral sex with her, he will try the 69 position and film himself wile doing it, he will send the film to the girl's boyfriend

Hey girl! So i heard that you were with that "Staale" guy, did you have WILD oral sex??

by SuckerBoy October 7, 2019

staplehead

staplehead (noun): someone like Freya - Foolish or a stupid person. Doesen't know what's going on around them

example: Freya is a such a silly staplehead

by pywowo October 13, 2019

stale bread

your only meal once a month

mum: here darling here’s your roast dinner
you: what about me mum?
mum: i suppose we can give you some stale bread

by Katie yEeYeE December 3, 2019

Stanley

the world's cutest dog, always friendly and playful!!
will do anything for his owner, including stealing her socks :)
fluffly booboo
faithful and loya, scared of lightning but really brave!!

Person 1: Wow, your dog is so cute!!
Person 2: Thanks, his name's Stanley!
Person 3: cookiesssss

by psycho emo October 18, 2019

Stanley (AJK)

Fattest kid in skl ❌🧢 dis yute gets bullied On a daily and he’s hangin out with dat lanky unrated year 11 with the Black primark hoodie , he’s the reason why there are no burgers left on tuesday, takes up 2 spaces in the line, and flicks paper and beats the desk with his pen like his marj beat him
Wallahi his new coat looks like some1 busted a fat one all over him

Person 1 “ Stanley (AJK) fat ahliee”
Person 2 “wallahi he ate all da food?”

by OPPBLOCKBASHA11 December 17, 2019