spider-manned

The act of tying up your sexual partner and face fucking them, until you finish on his/her face in the shape of a web.

Person 1: "Hey dude, I noticed that you really hit it off with Jenny last night, then you dissapeared suddenly, where did you go? We were worried about you."
Person 2:"Hey, yeah, nothing to worry about dude, we went to my house and I spider-manned her real hard!"
Person 1:"Daaaaaamn... Dude you work hella fast, you are the Flash of fucking!"

by The soggiest of nuts July 18, 2019

spider jump

When you try and spread your limbs to be a spider then you aim penis to propel yourself in the air

Collin is trying to spider jump on Andrew

by Master Pwny 1213 July 23, 2019

Sideshow Bob

An evil genuis. Captain chaos and the penguin are nowhere near as intelligent.

Sideshow Bob will never throw a beehive at Bart. It's beneath him. He'll do something even better.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019

Spider Pee

When one person sits on top of another, chest to chest and interlocking legs, while on the toilet. The top individual pees through the bottoms legs. Similar to the past time of spidering on the swings at a playground.

"Hey Baby, will you please let me spider pee you this one time." - Husband
"I thought you'd never ask! it will be just like the good old days back on the playground, only dirtier...." -Wife

by MrRogersSweater May 23, 2020

ISIS Spices

Any form of food from Syria to India.

Bill: "I had tandoori chicken last night and it's destroying my gut."
Ted: "It's those ISIS spices bro!"

by Max Chronic Pain August 12, 2016

Roku Spider man

When you've got the house all to yourself and can jerk off to pornhub on roku with the tv on its loudest setting. Shooting spiderweb everywhere

Alright! I've got the house to myself this evening. I can be a roku Spider man and sling Webs everywhere!

by Rokuspiderhero April 24, 2018

Chocolate spider

chocolate starfish rusty sheriffs badge anus butthole

My wife had a cracking chocolate spider

by Bobz125 April 29, 2019