Shower breakfast

When you take a bowl movement in the shower. Waffle stomp your bowl movement, then ingest said waffle.

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Jeff was a lot of things,but he was never late. To save time in the morning,he'd usually just stomp out a shower breakfast.

by Dr.Cha0s December 24, 2021

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ShowerGrower

(n.) A male who has large flaccid penis, but also grows into an even larger hard penis.

Guy1: I’m a Grower, not a shower, 3 inches flaccid, 7 inches hard, solid Dong.

Guy2: Nice, I’m a shower, what you see, is what you get.

Guy3: I’m a ShowerGrower, what you see is just the tip of the ice berg, it Shows, and Grows.

Guy1/2: :0

by StoneColdSaidSo June 21, 2022

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Shower-Screen Vulgarism

When your parents have sex to make a baby in the bathroom of a night club in the year 2005.

"when were you conceived?"
"Oh during that time of Shower-Screen Vulgarism"

by briefcase with a fanny pack May 4, 2022

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Shower dif

Term used at the end of League of Legends matches to flex on the losing team. Insinuates that the winning difference was the relatively higher hygiene of the winning team.

LoLUsername: lol gg shower dif

by flojoschmo November 1, 2022

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Randy Shower Curtain

Something/one that clings to you really closely and in an uncomfortable way.

"I was at the Disco (!) and this Swamp Donkey made a move on me. She clung to me like a Randy Shower Curtain."

by quotemonkey July 17, 2009

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Proximity shower

A method of washing for when you have no hot water. You strip off and stand near the running water, using it to create a lather with soap, and rub that on yourself whilst you wait for the shower to reach the desired temperature. Useful in a hurry.

The boiler was out this morning so I took a proximity shower. It was awkward, but at least I'm clean.

by notmereally December 4, 2009

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