SlapShot

When a man slaps a woman with an erect or semi-erect penis.

Did you hear about Zach pulling a SlapShot on that drunk girl at that party, it was hilarious!

by ZStan June 14, 2010

Slapper

Derived from the German word for slut; schlampe

That slapper is of questionable moral.

by deanovette March 4, 2010

Slaps

Said when someone does something stupid or wrong, sometimes accompanied by slapping on the top of hands. Can be negated by saying "no slaps" before someone else says it.

Bob-"Man, this is a good pizza cake..I mean piece of cake"
Jim-"Slaps! ahahaha"
Bob-"..."
Alternate example:
Bob-"Man, this is a good pizza cake..I mean piece of cake, no slaps."

by that1dudeeeeeeee April 8, 2011

Slappy McPurple Lips

A player who is on the New York Yankee$ who wears purple lipstick during every baseball game he plays, and likes to slap balls out of peoples hand.

Slappy McPurple Lips likes to slap balls because thats the only way they can beat the Red Sox.

by Budd April 11, 2005

momma slappin

A term used to describe something so wonderfull that it would be worth any sort of heinous action.

Dude1:"God amighty man,he sold me that Sig Sauer for a mere 300 beans."

Dude2:"Sheeit,that's a MOMMA SLAPPIN deal if I ever heard a one!"

by CrowTard March 26, 2006

slapshot

Similar to snap when making fun of a person.

I fucked your sister last night.

Slapshot, biatch!!!

by Spencer R December 2, 2004

texas slapper

A sex move.
Often performed by rednecks, hicks, guests of The Jerry Springer Show and just plain white trash.
You start by rubbing bbq sauce on the womans vagine, then you sprinkle steack spices and other asorted spices, put a nice sized piece of cooked hamburger meat, then eat away while slapping her ass.

My dad gave my mom a texas slapper, three months later they got a devorce.

This morning i found leftovers in the fridge, they tasted like a texas slapper.

by Aelmeox August 15, 2006