Columbia Secondary School

A school filled with fucking idiots lmfao. It’s ‘afFiLliAtED wiTh CoLuMBiA uNiVErSITY’ so u would think its a smart school huh? Nope. Also professor martin is a bitch and a bully n that’s the tea ☕️ Bye y’all -f

-Columbia Secondary School is such a prestigious school!!

-lmfao nope last week the top floor was set on fire cuz some kid dropped a joint in the trash can

(True Story man)

by shrekkynyc November 7, 2018

Marvin Ridge Middle School

fucking hell

Marvin Ridge middle school is fucking hell go away

by Sarah Smiles January 15, 2019

Montgomery High School

A high school known for having hella drugs and beaners kids in the bathroom always smoking or asking if u got a battery decent education and great sports

Also they lock the outlets cuz they’re gay

Dude I’m gonna go to Montgomery High School it’s hella easy to get drugs

by BigDickDruggie February 11, 2019

Sterling High School

Sterling High School is a small school in South Jersey which consists from the biggest dykes to the largest fights. Sterling is a breeding ground for "knights", which are more or less inbred crackheads. Waking up to Sterling Knightline every morning and ending the day by getting your cheeks clapped by Mr. Redman for not having your ID. Our locks are attached to our lockers because someone used it as a weapon a few years ago, so it's safe to say we'll do whatever it takes to get out of actually doing work. The bathrooms were designed by a blind person on LSD apparently because it is so fucking unbearable just to take a shit. You have the snobish high class royalty of Stratford. They may seem quiet and socially awkward (which they are) but they are also secretly judging you quietly. You then have Laurel Springs which are just diet Stratford kids. You then have the crackheads of Somerdale. Most of the STDs in Sterling single handily come from Somerdale. You then have the crazy psychos of Magnolia. A strange combination of racist, sexist, braindead kids. The smart Magnolians went to PVI or CCTS just to get away from the "hoard". They are a bad influence to the towns around them, converting them to their cult like way of life. I have yet to actually meet someone from Hi-Nella. The sorriest excuse of a town, more or less a road with 3 brick apartments. Seriously though do you guys even exist? Oh.. and Go Knights!

- JRJ ;)

Kid 1: If I have to hear the High Ho Remix one more god damn time I am going to blow my brains out.

Kid 2: Yeah man, I wish I went to CCTS instead of Sterling High School.

by uncle-adolf December 20, 2019

Jenison Junior High school

A school in the little town of spoiled White Christians ran by a principle that is super fun until you say something mildly incorrect then he turns into the spawn of Satan. But, not every thing is bad about this school you can pretty much get weed or alcohol from any of the sevies who have less than point five brain cells. I mean they are running the school like they own the place by blasting music with out the care in the world or just bringing fucking megaphones to school just to say the N-word into because they felt like it. But, once they get told to shut the fuck up by the eighth graders they do even dumber shit like yell coochie as they slam into a fucking locker. But, Mr.Cat-Dildo does jackshit about it until an eighth grader does it then it becomes the law of the land and you get in-house suspension for like month. Either or this god forsaken school cares about it's academics so much that even if the student cries himself/herself to sleep at their computer while doing three hours of homework that was just for one class nothing will be down about it and if your grades go under a C then you will be lucky if you don't get fucking bombarded by the slightly smart sevies taking one eighth grade class. So If you plan to go here, DON'T, RUN, HIDE! Get away as fast as possible unless you want drugs from the sevies or if you want to be in marching band, we have an good one of those.

Mom: I am so excited you are going to the Jenison Junior High School
student: Fuck!
Mom: Hey! we don't say that in my Christian household!

by Welp, I guess it be like that March 9, 2020

Too School for Cool

Anyone who doesn't fit in the definition of "cool" because they'd prefer education over what's popular. Made popular by P!nk's song "Raise Your Glass."

-Why didn't ya'll come to Kyle's party last night?

-We were studying. We'll have a party on the weekend. Yea, we're too school for cool.

by #1 P!nk and underdog fan November 4, 2010

school computer

A computer that the school sends you.

What you are bound to get in a school computer:

Old hardware

Bad Antivirus software

Extremely strict parental controls

The inability to download anything

Internet Explorer

An old integrated graphics card

The desire to buy a more powerful PC and then break your school computer over one of the teachers' heads

The desire to force the school to pay for said PC

"Uggh, this school computer is shit. I can't even change the background"

"Dude, I feel your pain. "

"Fuck this piece of shit. I'm gonna go save up for a better computer"

"Yeah, me too."

by Myswea T. Balls April 2, 2010