fat shit

One who enjoys eating in copious amounts. Said phrase does not usually mean one is actually fat, or indeed a shit.

Look at David chow down on those kebabs! Fat shit!
Jen is the fattest of all those shits

by The Fattest Shit June 25, 2006

on your shit

Being on top of your game, doing whats expected of oneself, having your shit together.

-Hey did you finish that presentation that you've been working on?

Yeah I finished that like 2 days ago.

- Oh damn! I see that you're on your shit, now that's whats up!

by dkellz August 11, 2009

I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!

When you really do not care about anything at all.

Coined by the Tourettes Guy.

Dad, you're not allowed to go back in there.

TG: I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!

by Paracetamol 500mg May 21, 2007

fuck fuck shit fuck

excamantion of extreme anger

we have a math test next period
fuck fuck shit fuck

by punkgal November 7, 2004

Shiitake Mushroom

When you're hitting a chick back door and you pull out a poop dick. Then turn her around and mushroom print her forehead with your poop dick.

I remember this girlfriend from back in high school. I found out she was banging my dad, so I gave her the Shiitake Mushroomand dumped her!

by *Dirty Dave* September 13, 2009

evil shit

taking an evil shit is the most vile & despicable form of bathroom desecration; usually done in a one-person public restroom. Shit is flung or smeared all over the walls, floor, and/or toilet.

I was workin at the gas station and some fucker took an evil shit in the men's restroom & I refused to clean it up.

by quetzaln January 13, 2007

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.

"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008