spider shits

When two people cross legs (one person's left and one person's right) while sitting on the same toilet and shit at the same time. Completion without laughter means the two people are soulmates.

"Charles and I engaged in spider shits without laughing. I had no idea I was gay."

by Luis Espiezi June 20, 2012

Sander

A really cool and kind guy.
He has somewhat curly long hair.
A greay guy to get to know.
He may appear shy at the start but he is very outgoing.
He wears very cute graphic tees.

"Hey did you see Sander the other day? He helped an old lady cross the street. Isn't he so kind."

by JellyLittle September 12, 2015

Spider Monkey

Spider monkeys are New World monkeys belonging to the genus Ateles, part of the subfamily Atelinae, family Atelidae. Like other atelines, they are found in tropical forests of Central and South America, from southern Mexico to Brazil.

There's nothing sexual here, pervert.

I saw a Spider Monkey in Brazil.

by MixingEggs June 13, 2018

web spider

Somebody that surfs the net looking for huge lists of emails to send to advertisers

This guy searched ' forum chat @hotmail.com' and got 50 email addresses, he made a bomb

by EthanJP July 1, 2005

Dizzy Spider Monkey

the male lies on his back fully errect, the female spreads her vaginal lips, as if to resemble the wings of a spider monkey, spins around in circles real fast till shes dizzy then attempts to pounce on the males member, if she misses it could result in alot of pain for each partner, but thats the risk u take to try and pull off such a maneuver

We went back to my place and she performed the Dizzy Spider Monkey

by Wacker of Whales June 16, 2010

dirty sanders

When you are hooking up with someone so ugly, you need to cover their face, but you lack a bag. You use your KFC bucket instead, which bears the face of the Colonel Sanders. For some, this is a unique fetish. For others, it's just really weird.

You hook up with an ugly girl, and you want to have sex, but she is just disgusting. You ate KFC that day, so you put the bucket on her head and go at it. This is a "dirty sanders.

by Sean Craig January 8, 2011

pube spider

one bro does everything another bro does. Copy cat

One Male grabs onto another mans pubes and hangs on!

He is such a pube spider... Anthony bought a Corvette and now He is buying one.

by Jaeson - not my real name.... October 14, 2011