Sex

Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And pray you don't multiply

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Sarah and I were remembering high school math last night when we were having sex. We went at it like wild monkeys!

by Corn-Sizzurp May 20, 2021

sex

something i will never have.

me: hey babe, wanna have sex her: no fuck off.

by ILOVEHIMAWARI April 21, 2021

Sex

Something you wish you were having instead of getting off to Urban Dictionary definitions.

Urban dictionary: I crawl over to you, naked. You look at me with lust in your eyes imagining what you want to do with me. I finally rest my head between your legs, looking up at you, pleading for you to have passionate sex with me...

Your mom: BILLY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU READING?! JEFF GET THE BELT!

by xx.Heidi.xx May 3, 2021

Sex

You are a pervert

You are a pervert. Sex.

by SheevTheSenate66 November 3, 2021

Sex

The one I have with your mom, and the one I have with your dad

Person A: Are you a man or a woman?
Person B: Yes
Person A: Okay, what’s your sex?
Person B: What do you mean?
Person A: No I mean like, what’s in your pants?
Person B: Poop?
Person A: No, what’s between your legs?
Person B: Which one, your mom or your dad?

by yourmomdotcom420 November 11, 2021

Sex

Sex

Sex

by Akkp March 21, 2022

Sex

Fun ;)

P1:wanna have sex?
P2:fun!?
P3:can I join?
P1+2:yes daddy!~
*makes out*

by Iamsecretlyalizardlol February 1, 2022