California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome

I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast

by Calicousin November 22, 2022

Roast

The art, science, and sport of properly correcting someone by pointing out the error or mistake on a public level. Roasting is always accompanied by harshly throwing ones flattened hand in the direction of the accused. A proper roast will be said in a matter of fact way that demonstrates that you had not had to search much to find the error

You have just been roasted for needing to look up what roast meant.

by Djhelpless August 3, 2017

roast beef cutter

Euphemism for scissoring.

"Is that the roast beef cutter?"

"The what?"

"Roast beef cutter.. You know, what lesbians do."

by winniewins November 14, 2023

roast post

A post on a social media thread, or private conversation, in which the person posting satirizes common elements of other people's posts by making it too weird or outlandish to be serious.

This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.

A Roast Post In the context of a work sack channel on a day that an important report is due:
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file

by dann1burk November 8, 2019

Roasted toes

After someone gets a hold of toe pics and get them shared all over the internet.

Hey dumbass you wanna go take some toe pics?
I have roasted toes.
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by robmatrob March 29, 2022

roast reversal

Roast reversal is when someone who is being roasted to an extreme degree all of a sudden turns his situation around and goes on the attack with unparalleled levels of savagery.

James: *continued roasting of Jack for extended period of time*

Jack: How is your parents' relationship going James?

James: It's f-fine dude.

Jack: Don't lie, they're on the verge of splitting up and they always fight.

John: Holy shit, slick roast reversal Jack.

by BigDanno45 September 5, 2016

Roast Hen

An attractive person

Person 1: "Get a load of TRHOT"
Person 2: "What? That makes no sense."
Person 1: "That Roast Hen over there. They're attractive! You should ask them out."

by Andre Boule May 6, 2021