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Richard

Being called a “Richard”, is the equivalent of being called lame and goofy/a boring person.
- “You wanna do something tonight”
~ “Nah I’m real tired from yesterday, I just wanna chill
-“Since when did you become such a RICHARD?”
by anonymous April 14, 2022
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Richard

N - A hunky, smelly, dirty man who frequently talks about queefing videos, and touching 18 year old boys long shafts. If you are a teen runaway you should always try to find yourself a Richard. They are kind and tender loving two young men.
Richard's good dick has kept me safe and warm since I ran away to become a young model.
by Fraw October 16, 2019
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Richard Appleseed

A lesser-known figure in the botanical history of The Americas. Instrumental in promulgating genetic diversity across all terrains and a variety of subjects. Known for: powerful pheromonal presence, wide-spread dissemination, and proclivity for cupcakes.

See also: seed-dispersal; American history; biological urges; tales from the New York elite; The Hero's Journey.
by A modest historian July 7, 2018
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King Richard

KIng Richard (Dick) is like King Midas, but everything he touches turns to shit.
"Bob, is always in such a bad mood, bringing everyone down around him. It's so hard to get work done with him around"

"Yeah, seriously, he is such a King RIchard"
by Shatonya Sheets October 10, 2023
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Richard

Just what his name means is what he is. Richards are a dick. They act like they are the best thing ever. They are however fun is hang out and know how to make people laugh.
You saw Richard. I can’t believe he did that.
by Rice and noodles January 25, 2020
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Richard Balls

Richard Balls is the CEO of balls and arch nemesis of Johnson Nuts
Richards balls’ son is Jow Balls
Person 1: do you k la who Richard Balls is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of balls
by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023
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