A disease dating back from 245 million years ago from the proof, 'queer was always here'. This disease gives side affects such as you immediately becoming a part of the LGBTQ+ community without any crisis. This is transmittable from other people with the rainbow plague or through sources such as Alice Oseman's Heartstopper, Trisha Paytas, James Charles (only if you are his victim) or a SQTD (Sexually queer transmitted disease).
I have unfortunate news, your son has caught the rainbow plague and your entire family has been contaminated. We have scheduled your execution for next Monday.
When you squeeze your pecker sooo hard that the tip, shaft and balls are all 7 colours of the rainbow
Damn Mr Belsar, when you wear those tight little jeans to work you’re putting me in real danger of cutting the tongues out of my shoes and giving myself and serious case of the Rainbow Wang