Profictional

For someone someone/something to be a pro at fiction because they/it is fictional themselves.

My sister is Profictional about my imaginary dog.

by Eabdqmn February 2, 2023

Professional Protester

A person with considerable experience in protesting who is often willing and able to put themselves in sometimes compromising positions in which others are not. Usually highly knowledgeable of the issues surrounding the protest and dedicated to the cause. Often a veteran of many protests and demonstrations and usually well-equipped to ensure that things run according to plan.

That protest camp is so well run, they must be professional protesters

by Standing Stone June 27, 2012

Professor Killjoy

An exeptionally bad speller!

Notye above he spelled his own name "Muas"! LOL... I agree he is a dumbass.

by Maus March 15, 2003

professional barfighter

A man who is adept at various forms of martial arts, most notably Shotokan Karate, Kyokushin Karate, Shorinji Kenpo, Kajukenbo, Judo, Kali, Wing Chun, Jeet Kun Do, or Aikido. They never indulge in drinking alcoholic beverages, but hang around the area in a secret, undisclosed location. The moment a barfight erupts, they jump in screaming very loudly, clad in some sort of martial arts uniform such as a gi, and proceed to clean the bar.

Brian Urlacker: Hey buddy, you got a problem? Wanna take it outside?

Bas Rutten (professional barfighter): Hahaha, sure ok sounds like fun to me.

by Bake Em Away Toys November 16, 2010

Professional

The act or instance of being super cute or "in charge". It is meant to be a compliment given from a guy to a girl when that girl looks as if she tried to look extra beautiful today. I.e. curling/straightening their hair or putting on different make-up.

Excuse me, Miss, I was wondering where I could apply for a job here.
-I don't work here
oh, I'm sorry, you were just sitting there looking so professional.

by Daniel Tiger September 6, 2014

mad proffessor

An excentric chemist often wearing a dark lab coat with holes in covered, up by badges of various types. Is rather loud and strange sounding when bored, happy or pissed off. Can easily be irritated when experimenting. Is thought to be either " a genious" or "an idiot"

The mad proffessor had finally solved the problem of global warming in his lab and then went down the pub for a quick pint.

by Patrick_of_LU November 7, 2008

lil uzi vert profile picture

known for having the worst takes on hht

“hey this person just said earl sucks”
“what’s his profile picture?”
“lil uzi vert”
“oh lil uzi vert profile pictures do awful takes”

by rusty_mp3 August 13, 2020