Post-nut clarity 

The feeling of coming down from your pre-nut high. After the haze of horniness has worn off, you experience an after nut epiphany about the bitches you thought you wanted in your drawers.

A texted a girl that was ugly as fuck. Damn. Just because she was the only up. Damn. I was horny and wanted to fuck. Damn. Then in the clarity of post nut, I realized she wasnt the one. That's the beauty of post-nut clarity.

Post-nut clarity by Windy indy March 4, 2021

post traumatic test syndrome 

An anxiety disorder resulting from a test that kicked ones ass to the highest degree. Symptoms usually include depression, flashbacks, and binge drinking.

Post traumatic test syndrome or P.T.T.S rankes highest among college students.

That accounting test was so freaken hard, Im going to have a wicked case of post traumatic test syndrome for sure.

post traumatic test syndrome by Dustin Merr November 8, 2007

post twirl 

1. a tennis or badminton move in which a player takes a small feminine-like step, throws the ball/birdie up into the air, and in an attempt to serve, twirls the racket with a complete wrist motion, around their own hip area, to gain leverage on the ball. note: this move has a failure rate of 95%.
2. a move inspired by a dude named andrew in 9th period gym class while playing against two girls that he secretly has a crush on, but they actually know.

Kait: Wow post! What was that funky move you just did?
Lauren: It's called a post twirl!
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

post twirl by Lo P June 23, 2007

post-pwn

To post-pwn is to pwn someone, then either:
a. pwn them again in a short period of time.
or
b. bring up an instance of pwning someone, often bringing back the original pain/humiliation of being pwned.

a. (In x-box live)
n00b: I do believe you have defeated my character!
player: Yeah! That's right! You got pwned!
(3 minutes later)
n00b: oh em gee! It seems as if you have defeated me again.
player: Oh yeah! POST-PWND!

b.
Dude 1: Hey, dude! Remember when you passed out on the floor and I shaved "loser" into your head?
Dude 2: Aww, man! Why'd you just have to post-pwn me?

post-pwn by My name isn't Earl February 1, 2008

Post Whore 

a member of a Forum, or chat board that adds messages just to increase post count with no consideration of the topic thread.

Thread Title:
Conduct Rules of Forum Please Read:

Member response: I cant read. Im just a Post Whore and want to get my name in print.

Post Whore by Yamamama01 February 25, 2009

Post SF4 Spaz Syndrome 

when the player cannot adjust to the timing of earlier versions SF after being too involved in ultimate edition of SF which is SF4. Most patient suffer from continuous ass whipping from his/her mates who adjust seamlessly to both versions and once the tipping point is reached (which varies case by case dependent on level of intensity and trash talk) symptom such as cursing, yelling the name of a move or controller throwing can all occur almost simultaneously.

Matt: REMATCH!! …… …where the fuck is my dragon punch… fuck
Adam: …….. Oookay… last game?

Matt suffers Post SF4 Spaz Syndrome

Matt gets his ass whooped again

Matt acts like angry german kid (see youtube)

Matt: FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DRAGON PUNCH!!

Post SF4 Spaz Syndrome by munky_punch July 12, 2009

Post Disney Syndrome 

The 2 months of really really missing Disneyworld after you've returned from Disneyworld. Post dusney syndrome can last from 2 weeks to 2 months. Basically, post disney syndrome is when you have returned from Disneyworld and you start to realy miss the "happiest place on earth". Side effects include wearing a mickey hat during the duration of the syndrome, wearing a pin lanyard aswell, and instead of going out for a fun night with friends, you decide to stay back and watch disney movies by yourself with a bowl of ice cream while being surrounded by the souvenirs the subject picked up. Post disney syndrome is very common and usually happens to adolescents more so than children or grown ups.

Hey, do you think jimmy will come out to Amy's party tonight?

Naa, He has Post disney syndrome he probably will in a good 2 weeks to a month, but he needs some alone time for now

Post Disney Syndrome by M&MMMMMMM August 16, 2010