Pearl Diving

When your swimming in a pool and you jack off and let your jizz float around the pool and then you swim around and catch it.

Im going pearl diving in my pool before anyone gets home.

by mike wal mart February 6, 2008

gone pear-shaped

An unfortunate occurrance common in middle aged wives in which their derriere grows disproportionately large wen compared to both their breasts and their shoulders.

Heck Max, your wife gone pear-shaped since y'all got married.

by Mike June 29, 2004

ass pearls

A small willnott on one's ass, that has not been washed for a while;ie a vagrant. over time the ball mutates like sand in an oyster, into a brown pearl, looking like a glosette peanut.

Oh man that guy smells like crap, he's probably got ass pearls.

by Ron Gross January 19, 2009

pearl necklace

1. the aftermath of titty fucking. the splooj shot off around her neck resembles a string of pearls

Here...I got you this pearl necklace for your birthday... "splat!"

by the original Dano December 29, 2007

pearl jam

One of the alltime worst bands I have ever heard in my life.

The worst thing about them is the singing.

It sounds more like baaaa-ing and moo-ing.

Pearl Jam are fuckin Hootie and The Blowfish rip-offs who spawned about a million copycat bands where the singers baaa and mooo too.

by 90's music can lick my fucking asshole August 9, 2004

pearl necklace

Also known as a rosary. A pearl necklace given by a priest of a catholic church, usually given to a young alter boy unsuspectingly.

I was jerking off my priest and he gave me a rosary (or pearl necklace) as a parting gift.

by Brent C July 4, 2006

pearl diving

to go in the ocean in search of valuble pearls which can be sold after words for a profit or a cover for what u really ment what pearl diving was

1.guy"dude i made a bunch of money after i went pearl diving."
girl"how much thay sell for?"
about 200 each.

2.girl"whats pearl diving?"
boy"u dont need to know."
girl'tell me!!!!!"
boy" um when u go in the ocean and look for pearls then u sell them duh"
girl"no its not!!"
boy"ya it is we should go pearl diving together, ask any one"

by Roger .S January 14, 2008