Penis Cranium

A dick head. Used as an insult.

You are a penis cranium.

by Hippie Crack January 2, 2009

Merchant of Penis

When a person (typically a woman) offers up sex in exchange for something. Upon collecting the owed favor, the other individual would then get to “pound her flesh.”

Portia had to be a Merchant of Penis to get that new car.

by Lil_Bird414 October 28, 2021

penis donut

(n) - Something you use to sit on, especially when you're Quagmire in an episode of Family Guy.

Example: "Peter, can I use my penis donut to sit now?"

by walmartstalker March 30, 2017

Penis Logic

(noun) (1)reasoning assessed according to strict principles of validity as defined by a man's penis. (2)the total and complete lack of actual logical thinking when a man's thinking with his junk. (3)the mechanism by which a man's penis can completely erase any rationality or reasoning capability.

At 11:30pm on a Tuesday night, Mark is out with a guy friend. He has to be up at 6am to go to work to do hard manual labor for a 10-hour shift. He's married with two kids. An older unattractive sloppy-drunk woman wants to take him home for sex. With all the above information, PENIS LOGIC only says to him, "Hey--It's NEW" so he goes with her. He later loses his job, wife, kids, and most of his future income to alimony/child support.

by Holly M S May 22, 2010

Penis Milker

Someone who milks the penis like a cow tit when giving a handjob. It can also be an insult.

"She was a good penis milker"

"Youre such a penis milker!"

by Shenis Honey January 9, 2013

nigga penis

when a black dude has a penis smaller than 3 inches but has 8+ inch droopy foreskin.

I was going to suck his dick but I saw his Nigga penis so I had to bail.

by Ceo of Cotton picking November 2, 2019

flounder penis

Will’s tiny shrimp dick

Will’s dick is as small as a flounder penis

by Master of chundy June 6, 2018