1: To spend such prolonged time in the sun, or influenced by extreme emotion such as embarrassment or anger that your face turns a bright hue of red.
2: A fledgling indie Super Hero character (patent and trademark pending) who has the facial attributes that of a lobster.
- 2A: Notable markings and characteristics; bright red face, tendency to lie, a bike rack on a Saturn only used to transport pork products.
3: a person who works a low tier job maintaining hardware who becomes easily agitated when questioned, therefore ball and clenching their fists forcing blood to the surface of the skin causing a red glow.
Note: Often confused with other red faced creatures/animals such as Baboons. While they bare similar qualities (red face and easily irritable). they are entirely two different dullards.
2: A fledgling indie Super Hero character (patent and trademark pending) who has the facial attributes that of a lobster.
- 2A: Notable markings and characteristics; bright red face, tendency to lie, a bike rack on a Saturn only used to transport pork products.
3: a person who works a low tier job maintaining hardware who becomes easily agitated when questioned, therefore ball and clenching their fists forcing blood to the surface of the skin causing a red glow.
Note: Often confused with other red faced creatures/animals such as Baboons. While they bare similar qualities (red face and easily irritable). they are entirely two different dullards.
1. "I asked Erik if he was available on Monday and he said he had to be done by 11pm. When I asked why, and inferred he has a crap job... he got all lobster faced on me."
2. "Hey Erik, I don't think you should apply more Banana Boat tan lotion, you're already a Lobster Face as is."
3. "That Lobster Faced buffoon is a total Rudy."*
4. "Is Lobster Face available?"*
*These assume a person known to two or more people has already been designated and commonly referred to as Lobster Face.
2. "Hey Erik, I don't think you should apply more Banana Boat tan lotion, you're already a Lobster Face as is."
3. "That Lobster Faced buffoon is a total Rudy."*
4. "Is Lobster Face available?"*
*These assume a person known to two or more people has already been designated and commonly referred to as Lobster Face.
by R. Stark July 20, 2010
Get the Lobster Facemug. by Mddk9393 January 9, 2019
Get the Krook Facemug. by MC Gooch July 6, 2010
Get the Face Chunkingmug. A cute girl that you could see yourself dating, but there is some major barrier. Such as age, height, or etc.
"Did you see that flutter face over there? She's been checking you out"
"Yeah, but she's a lot younger than me. It'd look like a creep bro"
"Did you see that flutter face over there? She's been checking you out"
"Yeah, but she's a lot younger than me. It'd look like a creep bro"
"Did you see that flutter face over there? She's been checking you out"
"Yeah, but she's a lot younger than me. It'd look like a creep bro"
"Yeah, but she's a lot younger than me. It'd look like a creep bro"
by Banff97 May 11, 2013
Get the Flutter Facemug. when there is a picture being taken you stick your beer in front of the face of the person being photographed.
by Band Dork Laura October 10, 2008
Get the beer facedmug. A cleaner, not-so-obvious way to describe the face one gets immediately after ejaculating (post-coitus, or, more often than not, post-porn)
Everyone in the music video jizz in my pants does the post face at least five times.
"Dude I walked into my dorm earlier and John suddenly slammed his computer shut and looked at me with a post face. Way too obvious."
"Dude I walked into my dorm earlier and John suddenly slammed his computer shut and looked at me with a post face. Way too obvious."
by Rafael13 September 12, 2011
Get the post facemug. "How can you possibly be friends with that Cockslap Face?! I would hit her all the time."
"I can be friends with her because I no longer have a cock."
"..."
"I can be friends with her because I no longer have a cock."
"..."
by Volcanosaurus August 28, 2013
Get the Cockslap Facemug.