murder biscuits

Because if you watch me make them, I have to kill you.

Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?

Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!

by Ptolomy Fife November 15, 2018

murder

An act of killing someone, it’s basically a crime where a pupil attacks another pupil with a weapon , and the attacked pupil dies, If you murder someone, you will be arrested with a really long prison sentence, so it’s best not to do it, if you murder a majority of pupils, and are caught by the American cops, you could be sentenced to death.

Person1: Hey, I’m going to murder a random ex-comedian via shotgun,
Person2: Dude, you are seriously fucked up, you will go to prison for this, dumbass
Person1: Fuck off i’m doing hitman shit I’m doing this for $50,000
Person2: You are a mental motherfucker I’m not being friends with you anymore

If looking for the act where a pupil kills another pupil with “bare hands”, see manslaughter

“Hey! Did you hear that Ryan got convicted for murder? He is in prison for life.”

by Eric44 May 30, 2019

murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of spacetime starts shaking.

Person1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet yesterday.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019

murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of space-time starts shaking.

Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019

Murdered in the face

Use this word when you have a concern for your safety

I don't want to be murdered in the face while visiting Tacoma Wa

Someone might murder me in the face, while I am in Seattle Wa

by jrwwoollff August 23, 2019

Murderie

The victim of a murder.

A female murderie is a murderett.

'Bob was the murderie'

'Janice was a murderett'

by Gomler October 16, 2019

Murder Miners

Classic XBox 360 indie title and ported to PC, developped by JForce. Murder Miners is a first person shooter game with destroyable environment. The game also offers a map creation mode. People can also compare Murder Miners to a mixture of Halo and Minecraft.

Playin' Murder Miners on my PC, getting everyone onto VC, whoopin' yo' ass on parkour, Murder Miners League I'm hardcore.

by FyterX October 26, 2019