mouses tail

a mouses tail is when you take a woman to bed and realise that she has a mouses tail, hense a tampon, hanging out of her fud..... just take her up the ass, problem solved!!

hey man i was totally gunna do this chick last night,then i noticed she had a mouses tail,i was like whoahhhh...tampons man,such the downer!

by ladylara August 23, 2010

You Mouse

Synonym for calling someone stupid.

Bobby you mouse.

by dank meymeys May 25, 2016

Mickey Mousing

Placing your testicles on a bald head so that the face resembles the beloved cartoon character ,Mickey Mouse

“Dylan’s asleep, somebody should put their balls on his head”

“Ah yes, Who doesn’t love a good Mickey Mousing”

by Billy Bob horn dog May 2, 2024

Mouse in my van

When a normal size guy let’s a small homosexual man insert his penis into his anus.

Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.

Adie: How was it?

Joe: Well I barely felt him.

by Bottom of the Bottle January 11, 2018

Mouse tears

n. lube

Grab ‘ol Trampa some mouse tears for your rat hole.

by Mousetearz December 4, 2018

flush the mouse

screwing something up, originated on The Tony Kornheiser Show podcast by ESPN luminary Tony Kornheiser.

Boy Jim, your report was terrible. Next time you better not flush the mouse or we may have to let you go.

by mennosimons March 21, 2024

Mouse slippage

The reckless or inadvertant use of a computer mouse, often resulting in a digital error.

Often used as a last ditch attempt to externalise blame for a Reverse Earl

I swear I didn't get a Reverse Earl in the Parliamentary NRL Tipping Comp, it was mouse slippage.

by Uncy Bizz May 4, 2025