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You Mouse

Synonym for calling someone stupid.
by dank meymeys May 25, 2016
mugGet the You Mousemug.

Mickey Mouse

A demon of chaos and death, although seemingly innocent, this hellspawn will eat your children and then try to sell you a pair of mouse ears. Interestingly, these mouse ears are actually a demonic and symbolic message to satan that you’ve been marked by Mickey Mouse and thus, have no soul.
Kid: what the hell is that thing?

Mom: look away son, it’s a Mickey Mouse.
by Khoatic May 16, 2022
mugGet the Mickey Mousemug.

Mickey Mouse

by Heisenberg99.1 May 21, 2021
mugGet the Mickey Mousemug.

mouse

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by mousemousemousemouse December 14, 2019
mugGet the mousemug.

Mickey Mouse

adj: undeserved, fraudulent
First used to describe the Los Angeles Laker's NBA Championship won in 2020.
That was a Mickey Mouse win because the other team's best player was injured.
by lemickeyratio October 3, 2021
mugGet the Mickey Mousemug.

smell mouse

A dirty old secretary working near the main entrance to an office. This individual has an enhanced sense of smell and can easily pick up the smell of alcohol after you've come back from a kick-ass lunch break.
Here chew this gum before we head into this hell hole. Otherwise, that dirty smell mouse will take great delight in telling the boss.
by Jaba Shanks March 3, 2020
mugGet the smell mousemug.

Mouse in my van

When a normal size guy let’s a small homosexual man insert his penis into his anus.
Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.

Adie: How was it?

Joe: Well I barely felt him.
by Bottom of the Bottle January 11, 2018
mugGet the Mouse in my vanmug.

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