moosegoggles

when someone gets anothers testicals plopped on their eyes

shhh shhhh he's asleep now. zzzip!
hey yo you just got some fucking
moosegogels

by bunny la-la August 13, 2003

Moose

A large horn, normally referring to a man's penis.

Dude, that's the biggest moose I've ever seen.

by Crystal Hikozu August 5, 2007

Moosebumps

The goosebumps that occur in the moments of a man's life that are actually important, such as the end of Gladiator or Top Gun, or the moment when you find out the party will have a keg.

"Shut the fuck up bro you are a homo if you don't have moosebumps right now my little brother just killed his first fourty"

by MCarlucci April 21, 2010

swamp moose

A really fat Girl
A definition used in my school

That fat chick is a swamp moose

by Izzy March 27, 2005

moose knuckle

Over sized camel toe , camel toe on steroids , big fat camel toe , camel toe that has transformed into something BIGGer

She does not have a camel toe that is a moose knuckle .

by creolepixie March 6, 2015

hairy moose cock

A Large Penis Covered With Hair,That Resembles A Moose!

"Once This Guy Whipped Out His Hairy Moose Cock And I screamed And Ran,
Because I Swore To God He Had A Moose In His Pants!!!"

by Flip Chick September 9, 2006

Moosejaw

Similar to lockjaw, a painful cramping of the jaw caused by the continual sucking and repetitive up and down motion of giving a blowjob. Usually caused by a large and girthy penis, known as a mooseknuckle.

Oh my god, his dick was so big, sucking him off gave me the worst case of moosejaw.

by John Palumbo December 4, 2007