a vagina that commonly eats penis like a monster, frequently and sloppy. more commonly know as a hooker, $5 hoe, or hotel girlfriend.
by humpty fuckin dumpty March 13, 2009
Get the twat monster mug.May also be called the beach monster. The act of doing your woman on the beach, finishing on her face, and then throwing sand in her face. Because of your "Finish" the sand will stick to her face, and sand will most defiantly go in her eyes making her mad. The combination of the two makes a sand monster. This can also be done in your home, but with the use of cooking salt instead of sand.
by Sum Yung Cow January 13, 2009
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by Btimmz October 16, 2008
Get the Green monster [drugs] [pills] mug.in the 1950's one-eyed monster was a very popular nick name given to the bulging televisions of the time. It is also a slang name for a camera.
by Patrick London July 18, 2006
Get the one-eyed monster mug.1 (v.) the act of taking a huge dump (sometimes refered to as a "Mason slam").
2 (n.) a giant pile of feces.
2 (n.) a giant pile of feces.
1. Stop at the next gas station, I have to take a monster slam.
2. The monster slam clogged the bathroom toilet.
2. The monster slam clogged the bathroom toilet.
by Mason Bonar February 7, 2006
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Get the monster shlong mug.A Girl who loves to give it to guys. She has a monster cock and will make ur asshole bleed. She has a lot of hoes and many STDs. She loves guys who’s name is harith.(she’s a shemale)
Hareem: man harith I’m telling you, your girl is a monstercockdeesha!
Harith: she might be, but she’s great at hitting it from the back 😀
Harith: she might be, but she’s great at hitting it from the back 😀
by Harith lover 101 March 24, 2020
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