Morning wood covered in dried shit, as resulting from prolonged intermission between anal sex and cleaning one's self. Usually due to sleep, unconsciousness or prolonged confinement in a copper mine.
See also: Chilean mine worker
After a drunken night of angry anal sex and passing out, I woke up at noon to find that I had a Chilean mine shaft.
keenan- you know crystal? mad light skinned, long hair.. im not sure if it's hers or just weave.
dwayne- naw man
keenan- aight well that's mine! that's my lady!
crystal- why you drinking my orange juice?!
keenan- whaaat?
crystal- thats mine dumbass! fuck you!
Also known as Mikey Ray Cyrus, this shmexy disney channel star who likes to paint vanessa and ashley midgets' toenails. She loves sharpies, and is a pink leperchaun. And she's the cooliest person ever.