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Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson, an innocent man who has done nothing but help save children's lives, and is the victim of evil.
Michael Jackson is 100% innocent, and we KNOW it.
by Sofia April 10, 2005
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Michael Vick

The ability to earn approximately 100 million dollars over 10 years for slightly less than one touchdown pass per week and slightly more than one spectacular run every week.

Alternate definition: The ability to have the man in charge(e.g.,Arthur Blank, Falcons owner)so infatuated with you he develops a schoolboy crush and gives you said 100 million dollars.
Bill doesn't know how to do his job, but he makes the CEO laugh, so he "Vicked" that promotion.
by whitemale_98 December 30, 2004
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Michael Vick

Not your normal everyday type of Monkey Nigger. This offshoot breed is very specific consisting of just one individual with a distinct homogeneous(not to be confused with Fag Nigger), appearance (phenotype), homogeneous behavior(dog abusing fucktard), and/or other characteristics that distinguish it from other Niggers of the same species. This specific breed is as fucking retarded and low as it gets, the main characteristics include, but are not limited to; using helpless animals, specifically dogs, as if they are not worthy of dignity or humane treatment, making large sums of money that would sustain multiple generations and within a few years winding up a broke ass nigger, spending said money on niggerish activities (i.e. dogfighting)...... This is the lowest form of any breed known to exist, and shouldn't be allowed to procreate in normal nigger fashion. It should be eradicated, not supported, endorsed or generally acknowledged as even being human. Simply put #FUCKmichaelvick, piece of shit dog abusing jiggaboo, monkey ass bitch!
What was the name of that Porch Monkey who used dogs to fight each other???

You're talking about that piece of shit Michael Vick, right?

Yeah, that's the dickless, low life porcher I was thinking about.
#FUCKmichaelvick
by Mikebird December 7, 2019
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St. Michael's College School

St. Michael's College School is a private, all-boys Roman Catholic day school in Toronto, Canada. The original campus was located on Bay street just north of Bloor in the Clover Hill Building which still stands today as St. Basil's Church- constructed in 1852 (the year St. Michael's was founded). Due to the rapidly expanding student body the school was relocated to its current location, leaving the Bay and Bloor campus as a federated college in the University of Toronto, known as the University of St. Michael's College. Today, the school's campus is at Bathurst Street and St. Clair Avenue at the edge of Toronto's Forest Hill neighbourhood. The school has a well known rivalry with Upper Canada College, another private all boys high school located in the same Forest Hill neighbourhood.

The school has a very rich history of successful alumni including Jim Flaherty (finance minister of Canada), Robert Deluce (founder of Porter Airlines) and Sergio Marchionne (CEO of Fiat and Chrysler) to name just a few. The school is perhaps best known as a producer of hockey players and football players and over 180 St. Michael's alumni have played in the National Hockey League (Including Tim Horton!). More than anything, St. Michael's produces a sense of pride among its students and alumni that no other private school can even dream of achieving.
Want to be successful? Go to St. Michael's College School.
by VCover December 23, 2011
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Bret Michaels

20ish years ago1980's: a pretty awesome & hot lead singer for the kick-ass hair metal band Poison.

Present Day: a giant tool-bag who doesn't know how to age well, whose best friend is his right hand, and still thinks he is 20 years old and can get all the girls he wants. we'll just call it a mid-life crisis.
Zach: look, it's Bret Michaels.
Robin: what a shame. he used to be so cool
Zach: yea too bad he's a giant toolbag now.
by RouxRoux February 24, 2009
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michael watts

the best dj in texas. chops and screws songs for swisha house. right hand man of mike jones, magno, chamillionaire, slim thug, 50-50, etc.
by ian the d June 11, 2006
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Michaeled

When someone comes up to you in your office and assaults you with a totally unsolicited converstion. Typically it will involve various aspects of their life that you could care less about knowing.
Dude, I just totally got Michaeled. I was sitting at my desk and it happened. Why the hell would I care why he doesn't like working here, or how many "chicks" he meets online.
by Anthoni April 1, 2008
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