To be a fucking beast at any game you play. Becoming a fucking machinima pro takes long hours of no-lifeing a game with only 1 goal in mind......Raping noobs. A Machinima pro has a unique gamertag not some used up one like xxxLegitNoScopesxxx or xxxipwnxxx as you can tell a fucking machinima pro has no triple X's in his fucking machinima pro gamertag at all. Want to become a fucking machinima pro then remember the golden rules of gaming.
1) Gaming is more important than eating
2) Gaming is more important than friends , unless those friends game with you
3)Always game with somone you know just so you guys can look like fucking beast with your 30.00 KDs when the match is over.
4) Lastly Always and Always remember to have your Turtle beaches on, Always
1) Gaming is more important than eating
2) Gaming is more important than friends , unless those friends game with you
3)Always game with somone you know just so you guys can look like fucking beast with your 30.00 KDs when the match is over.
4) Lastly Always and Always remember to have your Turtle beaches on, Always
by Awesomefuckingbeast May 12, 2011
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When a woman is wearing a revealing top and you go up and request for a high five; once their arm is in the air you grab it by the wrist and yell out SLUT MACHINE!!!! and the pull down the arm and place your face in between her breasts and engage in a classic motor boating
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Will surprise almost everyone with their body strength. Usually tanned. Would definitely be the type who goes to cross fit/soul cycle classes.
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