Mario

Mario is a fun boy but very childish annoying, short, and sometimes a pain in the ass. Overall good friend funny, loves Minecraft. They normally LOVE dogs and would beat someone up if they ever hurt their friend. NEVER give them sugar as they will be the most hyper dude you ever met.

WHO GAVE YOU MARIO SUGAR
Me sorry
NOW HES ALL HYPER

by BEEP BOOP EAT SOME SOUP November 17, 2020

Super Mario Galaxy 2

who?
what's that?
a fangame?
must be fun.
But it's not real.

Guy1: Hey watcha playing?
Guy2: Super Mario Galaxy 2.
Guy1: Oh, the fangame?

by Cube6Gamer September 29, 2020

Mario

Mario Carstens likes womem from the night. Pornhub is his favourite channel. He likes mastrubating on kroeskoppe. He likes the mates big and chunky.

Wow that mario is a darkie lover

by anonymous May 4, 2022

The Super Mario Bros. Movie

mid

normal guy: The Super Mario Bros. Movie is mid
nintendrone: NOOOOO THE MAREO MOVIE ISN'T MIDDD!!!!!111!!!11!1 IT'S THE BIRGESST MOIVE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!111

by cooldude2144 April 26, 2023

mario

he needs his shrooms

mario needs his shrooms -_-

by aquarius_is_babtqftim July 2, 2022

Mario

Mario is handsome, kind and always willing to help. He seeks to be king of the pirates, and sail the seven seas. He is slightly mischievous but never malicious.

D'Luffy: "Do you know Mario?"
Shank: "yes"
D'Luffy: " I need him on my crew"
Shank: "My thoughts exactly"

by MONKEY D.Luffy November 23, 2021

Mario Tomato

Mario Tomato is a Mario but he's a tomato. The viral meme song Mario Tomato was created by Funny Songs on Youtube who makes all sorts of funny songs. Due to the success of Mario Tomato it has sparked other niche fruit songs such as Peachy Luigi and Mango Wariogogo

🍅IT IS ME MARIO TOMATO-TO-TO-TO-To🗣️🔥- Mario Tomato

by pickypocket September 12, 2025