Bessie, the Late Night Lockbox 

A small, unremarkable lockbox. Used to store loose change acquired by the staff of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Tended by Backstage Larry.

"So what we've done for the past couple of years, is we've had everyone on staff put all the extra change that they come up with whenever they go get a cup of coffee or anything into Bessie, and this money has been building for years and years."
-- Conan O'Brien

Bessie, the Late Night Lockbox by Kilty McBagpipes January 16, 2005

lockblocker 

A person who prevents the unlocking of his car door by pulling the door handle at the same time the driver presses the unlock button.

Person 1: "Hey man, can you unlock my door again? I accidentally pulled the handle." Person 2: "Could you stop being such a fucking lockblocker?"

lockblocker by Edahn Small January 9, 2006

Jew Locks 

A.K.A. a Payot. A Hebrew word for curly sidelocks. Means against shaving the corners of one's head.

Jeff: "Whats with the curly sideburns?"
Royce: "What? My Jew Locks? They are my fashion statement"

Jew Locks by phrezur_burn January 21, 2010

lOckie 

he only snorts the best memes and g-fuel

lockie; dang LOCKIE just stole my will to live

lOckie by i snort memes November 12, 2019

Lockgnar 

The most gnarly skate thrash band ever. Gains power from an evil green orb. They are known for melting faces and partying.

"I was at this party and lockgnar was there. Now I can die in peace!"

Lockgnar by satans minions February 3, 2010

lockblock 

The phenomenon that occurs when someone is trying to open a car door while someone else is trying to unlock the door at the same, resulting in a still locked door. Followed by repeated attempts and pointing and laughing.

Person waiting for the door to unlock: Hey Rick, unlock the door already, you bastard.

Person with the keys: I would, if you kept your crab covered hand off the handle and stopped lockblocking me.

lockblock by Bort125 December 14, 2010

locke, ny 

A suburb of a tiny town called Moravia NY. Locke doesn't have a gas station or ATM machine. It does have a feed store named Hewitt Bros that you can buy gas at if you are there between 7am and 5pm. They even take credit cards. The town has burnt down twice and somehow got rebuilt both times.

Mostly farms and trailers.

Really great trout fishing since the inlet to Owasco Lake runs through it.

I ran out of gas in Locke, NY and had to live there.

locke, ny by lockeguy June 4, 2011