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Faster Than Light

When sex only lasts 10 seconds or less.
I had sex for the first time but it was Faster Than Light.
Wow Did You Cum Too Fast
No It was done that quick
by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021
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Sky Children of the Light

Wing Cap Simulator

Played Super Mario 64 and loved the wingcap? Well do i got great news for you
Kiylo: hey Zy, you wanna play Sky Children of the Light?

Zy: you mean wing cap simulator?
by SpookumMcGookums August 13, 2022
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Big ol' chair and a light on

Oh, oh big ol' chair and a light on
Don't carry me too far away
Oh, oh big ol' chair and a light on
'Cause it's here that I've got to stay
by Kad69 May 10, 2022
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Key Light

Beer of choice for many students living in Pennsylvania: Keystone Light
Let's get a case of Key Light and drink it at my house tomorrow.
by no one you kno December 17, 2005
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Zuzana light

Probably the most attractive female human being ever to walk this disgraceful planet. I sincerely hope you youtube her videos following reading this. Basically she is very fit, athletic, woman that does videos for bodyrock tv. Oh yeah she's also a porn star by the name of susana spears lol. If your not flapping to her videos (on youtube) at least once a week then I honestly don't know why or what your doing, it's not like anything you and i will ever rail will come close to her.
Zuzana light has once again created a ridiculously sexy video on YouTube. Just goes to show how straight YouTube is!
by CTU_FieldAgent200 September 26, 2010
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don't light my shed on fire

A response to be used when being yelled at, such as by a parent. The rough equivalent of "don't tase me bro!" An answer indicating surrender and a desire to avoid harm.
Mom: "I told you to be home by 5! How could you be late for your grandfather's birthday?!?!"
Son: "Sorry, mom! Jeez, don't light my shed on fire! I just forgot, OK?!?
by smalltowngamers July 29, 2010
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