jordan

the techinical name for a complete idiot, who dumps his girlfriend for the smallest of reason, then makes her feel bad about it for almost a year afterwards, whilst claiming he can then get any girl he can in front of forementioned ex.

also, it can be used to refer to penis size (below five inches).

god that guy dumped her for no reason
he is such a complete jordan.

god his jordan is tiny!

by vince1234 January 11, 2009

Jordan

A bad bitch

Damn that kid was being a jordan last night!

by k.k.g May 21, 2011

Jordan

GAY, thats it no more nothing else

jordan is a HOMO, there is no more examples

by rasta binladen October 1, 2007

Jordan

A half beast half troll that never relies on facts or probability to succeed in his ventures. His only guiding sense is his glowing beard that lights up when he's about to do something correct, just in case. He also has the ability to make a good pizza and vanish from thin air in the midst of his mortal enemy LAPD.

Who took all the lightbulbs out of the sockets?

Its was Jordan, he's building a fire.

by dragonking December 26, 2012

Jordan

disabled

Girl 1: OMG! EW WHO IS THAT!
Girl 2: He's disabled, he must be a Jordan

by coochiebanditjuan February 26, 2019

Jordan (female)

Jordan is a girl who will play any guy that likes her. She could give 0 fucks about someone who has a crush on her. She likes to have a crush on a guy she has no chances with. When she does date someone she acts like but doesnt have feelings for her bf. When she dates someone she will still have a crush on a guy she has no chances with.

Jordan (female)
Guy1: I think I have a crush on jordan.
Guy2: She will play you like a toy.

by Jordanhater#1 October 28, 2019

Michael Jordan

GOD

Jesus is the son of God, in other words, he is the son of Michael Jordan

by nbafanboi_23 October 12, 2009