Skip to main content

Jersey Sober

A New Jerseyan that doesn’t drink, but smokes daily. They most likely drive high often. They consider doing mushrooms, but then remember Jersey ain’t quite Cali or Oregon yet, but with Murphy it might get there. 100% ADHD head.
Person 1: Yo did our DD just take a fat bong rip?

Person 2: Yeah, but he’s Jersey Sober and forgot his Adderall.
by JerziteOn March 29, 2022
mugGet the Jersey Sober mug.

jedson

Jedson is an attractive, caring and friendly guy you'll meet. He always find ways to make you feel good whenever you're down. He doesn't fight back to nonsense fights because for him it's a waste of time.
Girl: He is such a caring guy.
His friend: Of course he's Jedson
by Jiee May 18, 2022
mugGet the jedson mug.
Related Words

Jersey, Channel Islands

A very beautiful and breathtaking island, located in the Strait of Dover (between Southeast England and Northwest France). It has a lot of tourist attractions and plenty of good seafood and quality of life. Some of the happiest places in all of Europe. Some of the notable places to visit are: St. Helier, Jersey Zoo, St. Brelade's Bay, Beauport Beach, La Corbiere, Grosnez Castle, Sorel Point and St. Quens Bay. If you want peace and quiet in a small island with friendly people all around, Jersey, Channel Islands is the place to be.
Guy 1: Man, I've been to Jersey, Channel Islands for the first time! It feels so amazing with a rich culture and a slow, yet fun pace of life.
Guy 2: That's lovely! I want to visit that beautiful island soon.
by LaserImouto August 9, 2022
mugGet the Jersey, Channel Islands mug.

Jersey

Jersey took care of Michael today, hes such a cool uncle
by bnnuydel October 27, 2022
mugGet the Jersey mug.

Jersey Penis

A penis with a skinny shaft and tiny balls
That man is so annoying, I bet he has a Jersey Penis!
by goopysoup69 December 18, 2022
mugGet the Jersey Penis mug.

jersey

“jersey did 45 backflips around the room
by monkeys4L February 6, 2023
mugGet the jersey mug.

jerseyyjoe

A munch. The best white boy dancer on the internet. Might be on the spectrum a bit. Goes on live 3 hours after he says he will.

Known for: Ice spice wipe, jersey club dancing
Bri: “nut on my face jerseyyjoe”
by Btrevi March 5, 2023
mugGet the jerseyyjoe mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email