Jason Bourne

A fictional crime dude that kills random people and spawned a meme.

"Jesus Christ! Thats Jason Bourne!" Quote from the movie: Jason Bourne.

by Windoge April 6, 2017

jason ortiz

Very huge penis & loves fucking men with big bootys

Omg jason ortiz loves fucking bootys

by Glory8233 April 10, 2017

jason

a jerk with no friend Jeremy and nate jake franky and he lives in a box and is not cool

jason is dum

by poojjgrgrugrgr June 5, 2017

JASONIST

Whilst playing the 2017 Horror - genre video game Friday the 13th - The Game, one who excels or practices proper handling, knowledge and skill levels of utilizing the Jason Voorhees avatar within the video game.

That guy Lou, he is an ardent Jasonist!

by Gr8Oracle2112 July 5, 2017

jason jager

Just plain old Amazing!!!

I wish I was Jason Jager!!

by Jag74Man July 11, 2017

Jason

A Jason is a long walk between two checkpoints while you are fully suited.

-Yo bro you were so drunk last night where the hell did you dissapear ?

-Man I don't even know, I think I pulled off a Jason and went back home.

by Jelly bean August 13, 2017

Jason

7-inch shlong
Mad separation issues
"Good at basketball"
Says "That's Game" whenever he does something minor
Has a hot layup form tho
Has had at least one girlfriend
Looks like a traffic cone with weird hair
And finally, an over 200 day snapchat streak with himself

Damn, thats a real Jason over there.

by notmyrealaccount July 24, 2017