January 18

January 18: When you are at school

On January 18 Say “Mhm” when the teacher says something but say it out loud !! 😈

by litcaleners January 14, 2022

January 18

International head day

international head day is where you fuck or get fucked till one of you passes out

Boy: guess what!
Girl: what?
Boy: it's January 18!
Girl: yeah what about it
Boy: let's fu--

by Mvkeyzz January 18, 2022

January 10th

This is the day of the furious bravehearted blue eyed gnomes.

Karen: Hey
Marie: Hey
Karen: Are you a furious bravehearted blue eyed gnome?
Marie: Yo bet I am.

January 10th

by MustacheMustacho October 22, 2019

january 15

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIANNA REILLY!!!!!! you are so amazing smart and pretty don't let no guy hurt you. boys you need to get with this girl she goes to sturgeon and is super amazing and i wish she loved me but she prolly don't. plz don't let her slip from your grasp. she wants to be a photographer, and she likes makeup every now and then,and her favorite color is green. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIANNA I LOVE YOU~collin ingrassia

guy 1: damn bro shes fire in bed have you had her?
me: dont talk about her like that.
bro 1: she was born on January 15

by collin_ingrassia January 9, 2020

January 4

There SO annoying. They find ways to trick you into doing the dumbest things.

Person A: He's so annoying he MUST be born on January 4th.

by Your Local Dirty Minded Weeb. October 31, 2021

January 23

National Jorongo/Sarape day

Today is the day you wear your Jorongo to school/work. A jorongo is a Mexican poncho.

Guy 1: Why are you wearing that?
Guy 2: Don’t you know? Today is January 23

by Arriba las Chivas January 23, 2020

January 15

The day when the most amazing, prettiest, talented and charismatic people are born. A kind-hearted person that loves to help people around him/her and always be the centre of attractions wherever they are.

Ouh your birthday is on January 15? You're almost perfect!

by worldwidefacts January 26, 2021