Jesus Brace

n. Colloquial, Possibly Australian

See also oh shit bar

Found in automobiles, but appear to serve no purpose other than
a) assisting corpulent persons and/or people to alight the vehicle
b) grabbing on to in times of a potential accident to brace oneself, i.e driver exceeding the speed limit

So called for one of two reasons
i) person grabbing the 'brace' praying to their respective deity to avoid the accident, being an english term this is most likely to be a christian, hence use of 'Jesus'
ii) person audibly exclaiming 'Jesus!'in the same situation as above

In absence of a bar, may also be referred to as a 'Jesus Strap'

Jim clutched the Jesus Brace as his brother went drifting through the mountains Initial D style

by andrewfx51 April 3, 2009

Jesus butthole

What some dogs have. The two calics on each thigh are the hands and the butthole is the head. If you look at it closely, it kind of looks like Jesus at the last supper.

"My dog's got a Jesus butthole!"

by ahumanbeingwhoisaperson December 3, 2020

room for Jesus

when you sit next to someone but far enough away to leave room for another person or Jesus.

yea when Emma and nick sat next to each other there was enough room for Jesus..

by minecraftdick September 23, 2019

Jesus Style

When you fuck a girl while she's suspended with her hands nailed to the wall

"So, how'd it go? Did he fuck you Jesus style?"
"Nah, we were going to, but he kinda left me hanging."

by Wizeguy88 November 22, 2016

african jesus

A Black holy spirit named after a holy god Jesus

Damn that black african jesus is cute

by YJHR June 16, 2017

Jesus Antlers

An abstract concept that generalizes what every white blooded American should stand for.

Cletus - Wesley, did ya remember to pick up that case of PBR and the mountain dew?
Wesley - Hell yeah, I'm always wearing my Jesus Antlers.

by Batdad Merla February 17, 2013

Jesus Juicer

A person obsessed with making organic fruit juice to sell at stands near children's schools. He spends hours obsessively manufacturing sweet fruit juices, in order to get the little kids hooked on it, so he can make money to support his religious causes.

How does Jimmy contribute so much to our church? Didn't you hear? He's a Jesus Juicer.

"Mommy, why does that guy always sell juice at that stand near out school?" "Darling, you stay away from him! He's a bad Jesus Juicer".

by SultrySloth April 22, 2019