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gluey snakes

When the poop comes out like a snake covered in glue. Often times extending the poop time by as much as three fold. The clean up is much much longer often times requiring a half a roll of toilet paper.
“Pat are you done shitting yet?” “ not yet Josh I’m in the middle of some gluey snakes”
by Topstermarv March 17, 2022
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ornamental snake

A man's penis that is meant to be admired from afar for either its size, beauty or both. Not to be touched at any cost.
As Ruth entered the dimly lit bar she at once got the overpowering notion that this was a place where the ornamental snake thrived.....
by Marteau December 14, 2015
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Prattle Snake

A person who slithers into the middle of a conversation, ultimately dominating it, as they won't stop talking.
Rita is such a prattle snake at work. Every single break we have she just appears, as if by magic, and then won't let anyone else get a word in.
by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023
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Snake tooth

A snake tooth is a drunken pub owner. He will often be found slithering around on the floor.
Jesus, did you see that snake tooth last night. He was rekt!
by Jeff blair March 11, 2022
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Piddly Snakes

Very skinny, long pieces of poo.
"Oh man, i shat some serious piddly snakes this morning. They slithered right out of my bum!
by JohnnyB88 December 15, 2008
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Snake & Bake

Smoking one or more fat joints while gossiping
Hey bro, wanna snake & bake tonight?
Yeee lord, I have some hot a$$ tea to spill!
by SugarSara December 9, 2019
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The Snake Bite

The snake bite

The woman is on her back with her legs spread with full access to her pussy. While her partner uses their fingers to pleasure her, they stops and make the number 2 symbol “slightly modified with their index and middle fingers slightly bent to resemble snake fangs” with their dominant hand. They angle punch the woman’s pussy. Their thumb, ring, and pinky fingers make contact with her vagina at the same time as the index and middle fingers hit her clit with the same force.

Male version

The male bends over as their partner, makes the same hand shape as the female version and they, angle punch the man’s testicles. Their thumb, ring, and pinky fingers make contact with his testicles at the same time as the index and middle fingers hit his ass hole with the same force.
Andy gave me “The Snake Bitethe other night. My clit has been bruised ever since!
by anonymous August 14, 2022
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