Ironic Tik Toks

Basically trolls who make these tik tok videos.

i've seen ironic tik toks compilations all day, they won't stop appearing in my recommended.

by imliterallygod October 23, 2018

Iron Panthered

To get absolutely destroyed, like a machine getting its wires ripped out.

Wow they got absolutely Iron Panthered at that competition.

by Saltyfake October 26, 2018

Iron Cobra

A bass pedal made by TAMA. IT is also the best pedal

I use a pair of Iron Cobras on my drum kit.

by G_Ranger November 6, 2018

Iron slam

The action of pulling down your pants that results in your penis smacking a a person in the face usually resulting in a black eye or broken teeth

“Yo what happened to your teeth?”
“Nothing my homie just gave me the good ol’ Iron slam.”

by LongPeepeeGoodAtFortniteGuy February 20, 2019

waffle-iron

Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.

Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!

by QuacksO June 14, 2018

Ironic wolf

When someone lies about a danger and then when its really there... they ignore the warning and deal with the ramifications

everyone might cry

can be someone who doesnt know being too cautious , this is the ultimate Ironic wolf, that finally there is a real danger... and its not properly reacted to it

similar to look behind you, and there actually is something bad there...

Billy kept joking about there being a danger... Then when there really was one, no one listened to him

Barbara kept pointing out things she thought was of concern, but was wrong about it... this went on for awhile, and most who knew her, just ignored her, until one day she was right.

Ironic wolf

by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 28, 2018

Ape Iron

Ape Iron is a very overused and versatile term and as such has many definitions:

(a) The salacious sexual act of having an absurdly sharp metal item inserted into any lower orifice

(b)Incredibly hairy junk, when the bush engulfs the penis whilst it is hard as iron

(c) A very hairy flamboyantly gay Canadian iron worker, resembles Cro-Magnum
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(d) also very hairy Rons

(e) A very hardworking hippie that works in the Albertan Oil Sands

Ex: Want to go hunt some fags down at the queer bar?

nah its a bunch of Bears and Apeirons( Ape-Rons)

Ex: I have trouble walking because of my experience with Ape Irons

by HapyCampr August 25, 2018